Not an Original Idea Between Us

Former humourist and Daily Mail cor­res­pondent Keith Waterhouse makes friends with the blogosphere:

Seasoned googlers, of whom there is already a vast tribe, are nerds, anoraks and braces-​​wearers of the worst sort who spend every working moment searching the infernal engine for other people’s blogs.

They are des­cended from a gen­er­a­tion of tit­terers, prank­sters and spokes­per­sons of the bleeding obvious who in a more prim­itive era used to fool around with the office pho­to­copier, cir­cu­lating allegedly humorous material (“In these days of equal rights, why is Manchester not known as Personchester”) faxed or posted to them by fellow-​​nerds who in turn had pain­fully copied the stuff from a parish magazine.

The world is now their oyster — or their lobster as they would say, stealing the joke without acknowledgment.

They never acknow­ledge original author­ship, believing as they do that googling has outmoded the law of copyright.

Googlers and bloggers do not have an original thought between them. Their rumin­a­tions on tax reform, Europe, immig­ra­tion, Iraq, security, edu­ca­tion and the rest have already been googled ten times over by fellow bloggers copying their source material from some other blogger’s googling diatribe to the local newspaper.

Hopefully, they will google them­selves out of steam, repla­cing their hobby with games of draughts or snakes and ladders.

I stole this story from The Register. To which it was con­trib­uted by TechDigest. What nonsense! (*cough*)

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1 comment to Not an Original Idea Between Us

  • Bob Boydston

    Losely para­phrasing Thomas Kuhn in his book “The Structure of Scientific Revolutions,” when 25 scholars agree on a the­or­et­ical concept, a paradigm is born. The struc­ture of the birth of a paradigm is when scholars are quoting each other. In some space and time, much of what they say is NOT new; it is simply re-​​phrasing.

    Much of your descrip­tions of googlers and bloggers, mimic what Thomas Kuhn observed. Bloggers and googlers are not neces­sarily “scholars” but language is con­structed around these repetitions.

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