The Chip of Doom

Some topics never seem to get any good press. One of them is RFID. The word is almost syn­onymous with illegal mass sur­veil­lance. You may recall them being sur­repti­tiously attached to your dustbins by local councils. Or perhaps used to monitor your move­ments on London Transport. Or even moves to track released offenders by satel­lite. I’ve no idea who does the PR for the tech­no­logy, but I can’t imagine it’s a lot of fun.

Even the best efforts to make it sound like a good thing have a pretty creepy tone. Like the report I came across this morning, from Aberdeen Research, which sets out to show the mar­vel­lous business benefits that the tech­no­logy might bring:

Aberdeen’s research shows that 38% of enter­prises using RFID are doing so to improve the cost, safety, and reli­ab­ility of managing work-​​in-​​process. (WIP) Best-​​in-​​Class organ­iz­a­tions are lever­aging RFID to both improve the the pro­ductivity of their work­forces all the while sim­pli­fying the imple­ment­a­tion and ongoing man­age­ment costs of their networks. The findings are drawn from a survey of 220 organ­iz­a­tions, a subset of the 1100 organ­iz­a­tions par­ti­cip­ating in Aberdeen’s RFID research.

So how have you managed to improve pro­ductivity, boss? Oh, we’re spying on all of our employees using tiny embedded micro­chips

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4 comments to The Chip of Doom

  • Why all this resembles me a strip of Dilbert?
    Maybe because it’s easier to take it iron­ic­ally than seriously?

    Welcome Back

  • I reckon BA should start using RFID to keep better track of people’s luggage and to actually confirm whether a bag and its owner are on the same plane. What have they got to lose, they can’t get much worse!

  • Ah — but you’d never hear that story because they’re doomed. Doooomed, I say.

    @Carlos — time for that coffee?

  • RFID comes from the shop floor /​ logistics tagging game so not suprised re WiP stats.

    I have a piece of research in my hands pre­dicting that if RFID gets to $0.01 we will be putting them in everything — pieces of clothing, car keys etc. The Use cases given are of course all very heavenly (find those keys) but a moments thought comes to some serious abUse cases, never mind a total, irre­voc­able loss of privacy.

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