Mr Angry Internet Man Explains

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From the Merriam Webster entry:

Main Entry: re·cid·i·vist
Pronunciation: –vist
Function: noun
Etymology: French récidiv­iste, from récidiver to relapse, from Middle French, from Medieval Latin recidivare, from Latin recidivus recur­ring, from recidere to fall back, from re– + cadere to fall

Earlier this evening, I made what some might describe as an immod­erate comment on Twitter. To whit, when my friend and col­league Mike Butcher said he’d finally been listed on Techmeme, I twitted:

techmeme is a useless cluster­fuck. full stop. I say this with my work hat OFF.

I later elab­or­ated, in response to a request for a better altern­ative from Mike:

@mbites yep — the grdn and times’ media pages. NMA, brandre­public and (I hope) NMK. Real money; real business; real issues. Fuck that shit

Some other people asked me to explain. So what I meant was ‘fuck that shit’. And when I say ‘fuck that shit’, I mean this. I am taking a random sample of techmeme versus two regular IT titles — the first two that popped into my head — that I don’t care about one way or another. These are screen grabs at the time of writing:

Techmeme_1225319242991

Compared to this:

Insight for IT leaders - business technology news, analysis, reviews and jobs - Computing_1225319289032

or even this:

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Top stories:

(a) Proctor and Gamble signing with SAP (computing)

(b) Exclusive inter­view about UK security leaks (register)

© Google possibly maybe inter­ested in OpenID (techmeme)

Here’s a quiz:

- Which of those stories will have most impact on the UK’s economy, and its ability to employ people? (hint: not c)

- Which of these stories is of the greatest interest and import­ance to UK citizens (hint: not c)

- Which of these stories is based on PR-​​spin from the company that ori­gin­ated it, and doesn’t actually contain any facts (hint: it’s c)

QED

That’s hardly an exhaustive analysis. But that’s the state of affairs as I write this and almost anytime I look at those three sites.

Oh, I forget, the reason I made the comment in the first place was in response to Mike’s comment that he’d hit Techmeme for the first time. Mike writes the best tech startup blog in the UK. He has done since April 2007 — and has been writing about digital in the UK since forever. But not ‘important’ enough for techmeme, evidently.

Also, the reason for my expres­sion ‘cluster­fuck’. Look at this advice from arch-​​self-​​promoter Jason Calacanis:

1. Blog intel­li­gently. Think about your post for a day before you hit publish. Do research–do primary research in the real work. Write some­thing with insight, and include links to other folks ideas.

2. Go to 2–3 events or con­fer­ences a week.

3. Get a great domain name that is easy to remember and spell (i.e. buzzmachine.com).

4. Go to TechMeme and write an insightful piece daily about one of the top stories.

5. Start emailing other bloggers with feedback on their stories. (don’t beg for links)

6. Be smart.

7. Don’t be an idiot.

That’s it… you’re now A-​​List.

That’s very good advice, it seems. Write about what everyone else is writing about. Forget about your own identity. Except the way it works out is that any idiot can be an A-​​lister (as far as techmeme is con­cerned) by hanging on as many coat-​​tails as you need to.

Algorithms can only go so far, eh.

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7 comments to Mr Angry Internet Man Explains

  • I’ve kind of under­mined myself because I had to replace the Register picture — since my first grab was unread­able. Now it’s some guff about Azure. Meh. Anyway, it was how I describe it as I wrote.

  • Is that good? I’m guessing not.

  • techmeme is one guy’s small business, it provides a service, and some cash for his life. Why do you make it more than it is?

  • The irony is that the OpenID story is probably a bigger story, with more money riding on it, than the SAP story.

  • That Calacanis list should also include the old journ­alist maxims “Check your facts” or the one I quite like “If in doubt, leave it out”.

    To whit — I’d just like to point that when I twittered the other day “Woot! Made it to Techmeme” (or some­thing like that) I was merely having a little giggle with myself, and hell, it was an excuse to link to my story on my Twitter. I have in fact “made it” to Techmeme a number of times before. It’s just that in the last few months I have not actually been blogging about things that concern the Silicon Valley Echo chamber, and so I have not actually been on TechMeme for a while. I have instead been rattling around Europe, fer­reting out startups who have stories to tell that will never get me onto TechMeme, but who have inter­esting products I think are worth writing about. So when I did make it to Techmeme (I think with a story about Yammer going down, a Silicon Valley TC50 darling) this pretty much con­firmed Ian’s view that Techmeme is not really that inter­ested in stories outside the Valley hubub.

    But anyway, I still think it’s a useful service, even if it’s main role is to show that so many tech bloggers write about the thing topics of the day.

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