Who Needs Advertising?

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When you have this sort of team on your side.

Only about 20 months late on this.

(And yes – I wish I could shut off that frickin’ tweeting from the Cooking Mama post below. I’ll replace the widget with a link v.soon.

Mama’s Got A Brand New Bag

cooking with mama

What I imagine many readers are looking for from an English social media and tech­no­logy blogger is an overdue Thanksgiving treat. So here you are:

<(delme)embed src="http://www.peta.org/cooking-mama/swf/cooking-mama.swf" width="300" height="219" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /> Widget deleted for noise pollution!

This is a cheeky bit of social media from US animal rights organ­isa­tion PETA (full size and down­load­able versions here). It’s a sort-​​of protest that plays on and sat­ir­ises the Cooking Mama games from Majesco Entertainment. You might come across the latest instal­ment on the Wii over the Christmas period. As you’ll see if you play the game, you prepare a thanks­giving dinner with an emphasis on the unpleas­ant­ness of it all — it emphas­ises the visceral elements of cooking meat and was thus intended to draw atten­tion to the sad plight of turkeys and prompt people to give up meat.

Sadly (for the animals, I guess, and also PETA’s mar­keting gurus) reaction to the game doesn’t suggest that it’s created a lot of hard-​​core veget­arians with this release:

(from the digg comment thread)

This game is AWESOME!!!
Can we have Slaughterhouse Mama next? I wanna bash some cows IN THE HEAD on my DS!
Seriously, PETA. Nintendo’s gonna sue you, Majesco’s gonna sue you and all you did was make the game more awesomer.
EPIC FAIL FTW!!!

(from the thread on Kotaku)

To be honest, this just makes me hungry, and reminds me I need to buy meat

(from the thread on Rampant Coyote)

Not only did the game miss the mark in inspiring the gross-​​out they wanted to achieve, but doesn’t that message miss the point entirely in the first place?
I mean… “Don’t kill animals… it’s gross!” Is that what PETA’s message is now… not kindness or concern or humanity… no. It’s about keeping clean now, cause you know, don’t wanna do anything that’s gross.
I could have respected some­thing like, a cute little turkey with big eyes pleads with you not to kill it or some­thing, and if you do so you end up feeling evil or some­thing. This is nothing like that. So yeah, even from a crazed PETA-​​freak per­spective, it still misses the mark, I thought.

The web makes ideo­lo­gical inter­ven­tions tricky for organ­isa­tions because you can’t be sure who the audience is going to be. If you follow current trends and make your game blog­gable and portable through a widget, you increase the reach of what you’ve done, but also increase the chances of a very dif­ferent reaction to the one you had planned. While Cooking Mama is a kids game, the parody was launched in the adult market, and its widget-​​ness helps it spread in that demo­graphic. Adult gamers are gen­er­ally used to pretty good gore, while this offers nothing more gory than Wolfenstein 3D. It would be equally tricky if they produced some­thing photoreal­istic and con­sid­er­ably more graphic, in which case they’d be accused of attempting to shock, terrify and trau­matise children.

Food for thought, one way or another.

Free Tickets for Behavioural Targeting

advert from AOL for behavioural advertising

I have five free tickets for the NMK Behavioural Targeting event, next Tuesday evening. We’ll be looking at the likes of Phorm, Specific Media and so forth and the oppor­tun­ities they hold for advert­isers and pub­lishers, and also the threat to privacy that they may or may not represent.

Leave a comment to get one of the free tickets. First come; first served.

When: November 25th, 2008 18:00 to 21:00

Location: Bath House, 96 Dean Street, Soho, London W1D 3TA

Chair: Guy Phillipson, CEO, IAB. Panel: Nick Barnett, UK Commercial Director, Phorm; Baroness Sue Miller, Liberal Democrat Member, House of Lords; Rupert Staines, VP Europe, Specific Media; Ian Brown, Research Fellow, Oxford Internet Institute.

Things You Shouldn’t Do With the BNP Membership List

1. Send it to everyone you know.

2. Make a Google Maps mash-​​up out of the data.

Much of social­me­di­a­land was rubbing its hands with glee this morning at the news that the British National Party’s mem­ber­ship list had been leaked on the Internet and was freely avail­able for anyone to download. A lot of people were fairly unsym­path­etic, to say the least. One respected journ­alist said:

Oh look — there’s one down my road — I might go round for a punch-​​up [I’ll spare the author’s blushes. update: I was scanning and failed to recog­nise the irony in Scott’s remark. however, this was indic­ative of many other comments I’ve seen — use the search link for proof — I hesitate to name and shame for obvious reasons.]

The BNP is a Nationalist party which supports the repat­ri­ation of immig­rants to the UK, espe­cially ones that don’t have white skin. They are typ­ic­ally poor, ill-​​educated racists, in other words.

Revealing the names of members could have serious implic­a­tions for their work, rela­tion­ships and safety. There are appar­ently a number of police officers on the list, for example, and there are already calls for their dis­missal. [I am not saying that is a bad thing].

Before long, one ingenious soul had created a Google Maps mash-​​up to show the loc­a­tions of everyone on the list. (It’s now been taken down, since the author realised that though he’d made the loc­a­tions impre­cise, people were reading the map as pin­pointing exact locations.)

I’ve got no truck with the BNP or any of its policies, but this is quite clearly a terrible idea.

Why?

Imagine if the boot was on the other foot. Imagine if one of the dozens of CD-​​ROMs routinely lost by the gov­ern­ment was found and posted onto the Internet. Maybe including, say, your wage or any criminal con­vic­tions. You would be outraged and very worried (espe­cially if you did have a conviction).

One defin­i­tion of ethical beha­viour, a very good one I think, is that when you legis­late, you should do so as if you were legis­lating for every­body. If you say it’s OK to publish the names and addresses of people you disagree with or hate onto the Internet, you should recog­nise that you’re saying that that it would be OK for someone else to do the same thing to you. If you were behaving ethically.

I think most of us agree with the general prin­ciple that people have a right to privacy. We become very angry when CD-​​ROMs are lost or advert­ising networks are found to be col­lecting data about our browsing habits without permission.

It’s a good prin­ciple. So let’s stick to it.

Funky University Stuff

Yes, it exists. Here’s a periodic table of the elements, with videos.

The Periodic Table of Videos - University of Nottingham_1225493565037

It is at http://periodicvideos.com/ and succeeds in making Chemistry really inter­esting.

props @ Nottingham Uni (where I did my PGCE).

Techmeme: A Not-​​Quite Retraction

Gabe Rivera, the creator of Techmeme, is either a PR genius or so nice that I am flum­moxed. After my last post, trashing his service, he tweeted:

Techmeme readers over­looking TheReg & Guardian’s homepages should know what they’re missing, says @ian­delaney: http://bit.ly/19rsap I agree.

And I guess that this is why I owe a not-​​quite retrac­tion. Techmeme is what it is. It gathers the memes (and in this case, that simply means ‘talking points’) on technology-​​related blogs.

Things it is not:

  • A news source;
  • A journ­al­istic endeavour of any kind.

It’s an algorithm, par­tially hand-​​tinkered, I believe, that catches what tech bloggers are talking about. If some nonsense happens to excite that portion of the blo­go­sphere then it will show up. That isn’t the site’s fault. It’s our fault. Techmeme, for tech bloggers, is a mirror. And if we don’t like what we see in the mirror, we shouldn’t blame that piece of silvered glass.

When I said that Techmeme was a ‘useless cluster­fuck’, what I really should have said was that the bulk of tech blogging, as per­ceived through Techmeme, is a useless cluster­fuck. If I were Gabe, I would despair.

But at the same time, I get it. It’s frankly easier for bloggers to get worked up and mouth-​​off about some not-​​yet-​​confirmed yet-​​possibly-​​possible feature on Google than it is for them to comment on the implic­a­tions of SAP’s agree­ment with P&G, the com­plex­ities of which are immense.

I can under­stand that.

Don’t expect the original, the useful, the important or the unpop­ular news to appear on Techmeme. Expect the ‘talking points’. A bit like when you walk into the office wanting to discuss the great doc­u­mentary that was on last night, but all anyone wants to talk about is the X-​​Factor.